“Progressive Facilitation” - eh?
December 20th, 2007If you haven’t read our story about changes in the British Council’s culture department, I’d read it now. You won’t believe it!
The arts panels, with names like Visual Arts, Theatre and so on, are to be replaced by groups which bear the titles Progressive Facilitation, Market Intelligence Network, Knowledge Transfer Function and Modern Pioneer.
Yer what!?
What the hell does that mean? And I have to confess that when I first read this I did not say “hell”, so I’ll not ask to be forgiven for the strength of my language as it has been toned down more than considerably.
Have the lunatics taken over the asylum? you may ask. But no, this is the kind of language that bureaucrats invent to make people think they actually have something to offer and boost their own egos. “If we use impenetrable jargon,” the theory goes, “people will think we are very clever.” It’s management-speak gone mad, so perhaps after all the lunatics have taken over.
“What do I do at the British Council? Well, I deal with Knowledge Transfer Function. It’s very demanding, you know. What, you think it means us telling people things? No, not at all. It’s much more complex than that! Dear me, yes. Why, there’s a whole committee of us to deal with it. Mind you, I hope I might be able to move into Progressive Facilitation next. Now that’s where it’s really at!”
It would be funny if it wasn’t so stupid - and frightening. There used to be committes which dealt with each individual art form and those committees were helped by advisory panels of experts in their fields who gave their time and expertise free of charge to enable the Council to show the best of British art of every kind to the rest of the world. The British Council had a superb reputation both here and abroad for the work that it did in getting the word out to the world that Britain’s artists have a huge amount to offer. It could speak with authority and was listened to.
Director of arts Venu Dhupa said the council is consulting on how to improve its impact, make better use of its networks and enhance transparency. They’ve got a bloody brilliant way of going about it - get rid of the experts and hide behind meaningless jargon.